Summer Cleaning

In taking a look back at my posts for this blog I found a few unpublished posts beneath the dust. I am assuming lack of time is the number 1 reason why none of these were ever posted but maybe it was because I didn't have anything ridiculous to say about them. In any case, I don't see any reason why I can't brush through them all now.

Elf Yourself - Apparently this doesn't exist anymore or at least not until next holiday season. I guess you will never get to see me as an elf, but there is still this:
http://www.youtube.com/user/elfyourself

Angry Video Game Nerd - You know there still really isn't much to say about this guy. Just Google it one day when you have some time to kill. You may want to have an interest in old school video games or rolling rock.

Fantasy Football Obsession - Well it is just about football season again so I suppose I could dust this one off for a full post, but it just annoys me too much. I just know that this fall there will be plenty of times when my productivity is stunted because someone needs to tell me their full strategy for how they are going to draft their fantasy team. I don't care. I am auto drafting. I auto drafted the last 2 years and I have won over 600 dollars. I am not about to waste more time drafting when it doesn't matter.

16-Year-Old Toddler - The story still exists here:
http://abcnews.go.com/2020/Health/story?id=7880954&page=1

Michael Jackson's 100 Secret Songs - Our only hope for future radio is if they one day release these.
http://www.bittenandbound.com/2009/03/02/michael-jackson-has-recorded-100-secret-songs/

Fake Bands - The link I had for this doesn't exist anymore either but I am pretty sure it was just talking about the music that is on the radio right now. I am talking about you Nickelback.

Taser Death - Not the first time police have done whatever they want and just called it "resisting arrest".
http://www.inquisitr.com/24307/man-tased-19-times-and-dies-jury-finds-force-not-excessive/

14-Year-Old Graduate - This link doesn't exist anymore but I think I was going to comment on the amount of awesomeness one would miss out on if they decided they wanted to completely finish college before they were old enough to be considered an adult. Have fun filing your taxes at 15!

Facebook's Easter Egg - The Konami Code at one time used to create a lens flare on your Facebook page. Disappointingly, it doesn't work anymore. I guess this is not the first time Facebook fucked up something that they used to have.

Hawaiians Eat Dog - I refuse to comment on this one.

Richard Branson - This is about Richard Branson trying to fight Stephen Colbert. Just go here:
http://ccinsider.comedycentral.com/2009/05/04/richard-branson-wants-to-fist-fight-stephen-colbert/

Twitter Has Taken Over Your Life -
http://current.com/shows/supernews/89891774_twouble-with-twitters.htm

Pau Gasol - There is actually an overwhelming amount of ridiculous stuff on this guy. He just fits the bill. From Lena Gasol, the 2008 NBA Finals, the 2008 Summer Olympics, the mock Chinese Spanish team photo, and really any photo of Pau Gasol you can find, he is just absolutely insane. I encourage you to just Google images. His facial expressions ensue laughter. Bonus points if you know the context of his facial expressions.

Internet Language - With Twitter and text message limits, it is no wonder we can't speak English anymore.

Reality Television - Ugh, can there be a reward for the person who kills it?

Perez Hilton - Somehow this man has a music video
http://perezhilton.com/2009-02-02-the-clap-the-video
a book
http://www.ctv.ca/CTVNews/Entertainment/20090130/Perez_Hilton_090201/
and was named the #1 web celebrity
http://en.terra.com/lifestyle/articles/html/hof4114.htm
It just doesn't make sense. This man specializes in drawing cum on people's faces in the cheesy Microsoft 95 paint style.

"25 random things about me" Chain Mail - I am glad this died forever ago. Stay dead. I don't care. I can already hear 50 million random facts about everyone on 100 different social networks. Let's hope there is no resurrection for this one. I do not want to see this in zombie form.